Smalltown, USA -- 703-527-1346
Kenneth K Sick, Mayor and Le Gran Potentate

Office of the Mayor

Office of the Chief
of Police

Pay Your Bribes and/or
Kickbacks Online

and Busybody

Schedule of Civic Events

As a Public Service

The town offices of Smalltown present this

2012 Electoral Map

in our ongoing effort to keep the public informed.

Last Chance for FREE Pet Neutering

Don't forget, Friday, December 17 is the last day to take advantage of the free pet neutering service offered by Pat's weird brother, a graduate of the Veterinary College of Pago Pago.

He may extend the offer this year like last year if those out-of-state authorities do not arrive again, but don't count on it.

So hurry. Deals like this don't last forever!

For Your Information

For a GOOD TIME, be sure to visit the website of the Washington Area Parrothead Club!

GO to the WAPHC Website!